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Continue to ChatI had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends. - Chelsea Handler from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-had-to-feign-interest-in-all-this-nonsense-until-i-could-ask-when-i-could-come-over-and-sit-on-his-face-i